FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?
Central heterochromia is where the central (pupillary) zone of the iris is a darker color than the mid-peripheral (ciliary) zone.
hey cool I have this.
"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"find a wey ti schoo den"
every time my cat hears me do a dab he comes running in my room so fast because he knows in about .5 seconds i’ll be stoned and cuddle with him.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable